Teleute, defined.

[noun]: A master blogger
[noun]: A master of storytelling

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I wish I had a story to tell, something to do. I'm feeling restless.

I have an exciting new camera, and am relatively rich at the moment. But now is not the time for that. This ennui is... dire.

Teleute [noun]: A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult

About right.