I have new jeans!
And to compensate, have lost my memory instead. Today, while reading an essay on Rushdie, I realised that there was a term that I needed to look up. So I opened Wikipedia, and then sat staring at the screen stupidly for a good seven to eight minutes because I couldn't for the life of me remember what it was that I needed to look up. It was only when as a last resort I started reading the essay once more and re-encountered the term that I remembered. Grrr. What will I be like when I'm senile?
But but but my new jeans - oh, they are soveryniceandnavy! I love Levi's.