The Life and Times of an Afflicted Person

Fever. And I have it bad. Head hurts, body aches, feeling terribly cold, existence is unbearable. And coming so soon after my last bout of fever, I am a bit concerned about malaria. Blood tests ahoy. Until then, I shall crawl into the microwave and gently heat myself until I either feel comfortable, or explode and put an emphatic end to all my misery. Tra la. What joy.