Hysteria

I know this is hugely inappropriate and extremely juvenile and some things need to be considered in context and treated with greater respect.

BUT.

MG chasing me around a room saying 'I want to kiss you! I want to kiss you!' and blowing kisses at me, and yelling 'I want to spank you! I want to spank you!' and making smacking gestures towards my bottom.

Deep breath.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!