Grapes of whine

I have cause for whine. So I shall talk about chocolate instead.
I devoured an entire bar of that yesterday. I just wolved it down like a very hungry person. And I am restratining myself from meting out the same treatment to the other bar that resides in my fridge right now. And this from a woman who claims not to like chocolate as a norm. Hypocrite. But then again, this is bittersweet chocolate with nuts in it, which I am overly fond of. Hence I shall probably toddle over to my fridge and have that in another few minutes.
To RM, the bringer of chocolate!
Ain't you jealous?

P.S.: Is a person who gobbles chocolate a gobbledygook?