Thursday, September 15, 2005


i have decided to christen my computer Boyfriend. the reasons are manifold.

1. i spend as much of my free time with it as possible.
2. a great part of my social life operates through it.
3. it is very susceptible to all sorts of malevolent influences and i must detoxicate regularly.
4. it is hostile to any new reform or update or upgrade or installation that i might have in mind.
5. it throws tantrums and has "hang"-ups.
6. my parents think i spend too much time on it and don't approve of it.
7. my most horrible imagined punishment is that my parents might lock me in a room and cut off all access to it.

and i put up with it no matter what. therefore, in conclusion, it is the perfect bangali boyfriend.

i love my Boyfriend.